Cooler Classic is our annual Ultimate tournament. Each year, teams from across the entire United States and around the world descend on Wisconsin to participate.
The North American Traveling Cheesecow Top Ten
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Tempe, AZ = 1,881 miles. Ironwood
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Albuquerque, NM = 1,409 miles. Nickel D: CC15 Aug. 16-17, 2003.
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Miami, FL = 1,492 miles. RipTide
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Denver, CO = 1,031 miles. Johnny Bravo., Sack Lunch, RIPE, Munquoi
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Atlanta, GA = 830 miles. Chain Lightning.
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Winnipeg, MB = 766 miles. The Winnipagans.
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Tulsa, OK = 763 miles. Rawhide, HayRide
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Knoxville, TN = 654 miles. Voodoo.
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Kansas City, MO = 558 miles. Multiple teams.
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Omaha, NE = 497 miles. Rigor Mortis.
The Worldwide List:
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Finland
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Sweden
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Various European Pickup Team
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Australia
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Canada
The Legend of the Cheesecow
In the beginning, there was an ultimate team. They made a tournament, played in it, and saw that it was good. They wanted trophies, but had no money for real trophies. One day they came upon a cheese in the shape of a cow, tasted it, and saw that it was good. So they gave their cheesecows to their guests. Cheesecows were given in every division and special cheesecows are given to the earliest check received and the team who travels the furthest. Upon presenting cheesecows, the heads were sacrificially bitten off, and they saw that it was not so good. They should have peeled the WAX coating OFF BEFORE eating them. So be warned, all who partake in the sacrificial cheesecow eating, take off the wax BEFORE you bite the head. Thus is the legend of the cheesecow.